Discussion:
The DMV motorcycle skills test circle diameter is only 25 feet
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krusty kritter
2005-03-12 16:05:40 UTC
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Somebody, in another thread, asked for the dimensions of the rather
small circle at the end of the keyhole at a California DMV motorcycle
skills tests, so they could lay out such a circle in a parking lot and
see what all the fuss was about amongst riders "unfortunate" enough to
have to prove they can negotiate it.

I've had my M1 endorsement since 1975, but I was *never* required to
traverse the DMV keyhole, the DMV examiner figured that I couldn't do
the circle on my Windjammer-equipped water buffalo, and didn't make me
do the keyhole. And I have my doubts whether I can do it now on any of
the bikes I currently own.

One poster to an older thread thought that the circle was as small as
15 feet in diameter.

There is such a keyhole at the local DMV here in Cowpoop. If you rode
around the circle, and could stay in the exact center of the circle, it
would be 25 feet in diameter. You would have approximately 12 inches to
either side of the exact center, so the "zone" inside the 3-inch wide
white lines is *about* 24 inches wide.

The inner and outer circles in the local DMV parking lot weren't
exactly concentric, the lines were a little smudged, and I don't know
if the DMV examiner would fail a rider whose front tire just touched
the white line.

I was wondering whether my FZR-1000, which, according to the owner's
manual, can turn a 22-foot diameter circle, would be able to go around
that DMV test circle. Theoretically it could, the forks wouldn't be
quite against the stops, but almost.

I haven't tried the circle on a motorcycle yet, but I had a *bicycle*
in the back of my pickup truck, so I used that vehicle instead.

I pedalled around it a few times to see if I could even do it on a
bicycle. Bicycles are even wobblier than motorcycles, in tight turns,
but I was able to keep inside the lines even in a right hand circle.

Right hand turns are especially difficult for beginning motorcyclists,
because you're trying to twist the throttle grip back toward you, while
pulling the right hand bar back also.

And the problem with riding a tight circle on a 2-wheeler of any kind
is when you're looking down at the ground to see where the front wheel
is going, instead of looking at the horizon for a reference to orient
yourself to.

The two-wheeler will fall over to the inside of the turn when you do
that.

So motorcyclists look at the pavement surface *before* the tight turn,
not during the turn. Who cares exactly *where* the front wheel goes, it
the pavement is clean and you don't run into a pothole or through a wet
cowpie on the parking lot?

The DMV cares, so don't cross the line...
Andy Burnett
2005-03-12 16:56:53 UTC
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Post by krusty kritter
I was wondering whether my FZR-1000, which, according to the owner's
manual, can turn a 22-foot diameter circle, would be able to go around
that DMV test circle. Theoretically it could, the forks wouldn't be
quite against the stops, but almost.
This topic come up from time to time and a few years ago, I went to my
local DMV with my Ducati anfter someone asserted that it would be possible
to ride one around the DMV circle by leaning over more.

It was immediately obvious that it wouldn't make the circle ridden
normally, so I shut it down, got off and pushed it around the circle. I
held the bike at the deepest lean angle I could and kept the steering at
full lock. The thing still needed about eight more feet.

Conclusion? Not all bikes can negotiate that circle. I think most can,
but the only way I can think of on the Duc is by doing a rolling burnout.
Somehow, I think even if you had the skill to do that, you wouldn't pass...

ab
Andrew
2005-03-12 20:12:53 UTC
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Post by Andy Burnett
Post by krusty kritter
I was wondering whether my FZR-1000, which, according to the owner's
manual, can turn a 22-foot diameter circle, would be able to go around
that DMV test circle. Theoretically it could, the forks wouldn't be
quite against the stops, but almost.
This topic come up from time to time and a few years ago, I went to my
local DMV with my Ducati anfter someone asserted that it would be possible
to ride one around the DMV circle by leaning over more.
It was immediately obvious that it wouldn't make the circle ridden
normally, so I shut it down, got off and pushed it around the circle. I
held the bike at the deepest lean angle I could and kept the steering at
full lock. The thing still needed about eight more feet.
Conclusion? Not all bikes can negotiate that circle. I think most can,
but the only way I can think of on the Duc is by doing a rolling burnout.
Somehow, I think even if you had the skill to do that, you wouldn't pass...
Man, I'd love to see the examiner's face if someone did that!
If I was a bureaucrat, I'd stamp PASS.
--
Andrew
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Saddlebag
2005-03-12 21:11:23 UTC
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Post by Andrew
Post by Andy Burnett
Post by krusty kritter
I was wondering whether my FZR-1000, which, according to the owner's
manual, can turn a 22-foot diameter circle, would be able to go around
that DMV test circle. Theoretically it could, the forks wouldn't be
quite against the stops, but almost.
This topic come up from time to time and a few years ago, I went to my
local DMV with my Ducati anfter someone asserted that it would be possible
to ride one around the DMV circle by leaning over more.
It was immediately obvious that it wouldn't make the circle ridden
normally, so I shut it down, got off and pushed it around the circle. I
held the bike at the deepest lean angle I could and kept the steering at
full lock. The thing still needed about eight more feet.
Conclusion? Not all bikes can negotiate that circle. I think most can,
but the only way I can think of on the Duc is by doing a rolling burnout.
Somehow, I think even if you had the skill to do that, you wouldn't pass...
Man, I'd love to see the examiner's face if someone did that!
If I was a bureaucrat, I'd stamp PASS.
Hence, the reason you're no gov't worker.
mjt
2005-03-12 23:15:38 UTC
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Post by Saddlebag
Post by Andrew
Man, I'd love to see the examiner's face if someone did that!
If I was a bureaucrat, I'd stamp PASS.
Hence, the reason you're no gov't worker.
... almost as bad - he's an ex-m$ employee :))
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Jamin Kortegard
2005-03-13 05:47:48 UTC
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Post by Andrew
Man, I'd love to see the examiner's face if someone did that!
If I was a bureaucrat, I'd stamp PASS.
Smokey burnout circle: +10 extra credit points
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Jamin Kortegard
2002 YZF-R1 / 2003 WRX

"Hokey 600s and trackday usability are no match
for a good literbike at your side, kid."
- Michael
Phil Scott
2005-03-12 21:38:51 UTC
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news:1110643540.384819.74570
Post by Andy Burnett
Post by krusty kritter
I was wondering whether my FZR-1000, which, according to
the owner's
Post by Andy Burnett
Post by krusty kritter
manual, can turn a 22-foot diameter circle, would be able
to go around
Post by Andy Burnett
Post by krusty kritter
that DMV test circle. Theoretically it could, the forks
wouldn't be
Post by Andy Burnett
Post by krusty kritter
quite against the stops, but almost.
This topic come up from time to time and a few years ago, I
went to my
Post by Andy Burnett
local DMV with my Ducati anfter someone asserted that it
would be possible
Post by Andy Burnett
to ride one around the DMV circle by leaning over more.
It was immediately obvious that it wouldn't make the circle
ridden
Post by Andy Burnett
normally, so I shut it down, got off and pushed it around
the circle. I
Post by Andy Burnett
held the bike at the deepest lean angle I could and kept the
steering at
Post by Andy Burnett
full lock. The thing still needed about eight more feet.
Conclusion? Not all bikes can negotiate that circle. I
think most can,
Post by Andy Burnett
but the only way I can think of on the Duc is by doing a
rolling burnout.
Post by Andy Burnett
Somehow, I think even if you had the skill to do that, you
wouldn't pass...
Post by Andy Burnett
ab
Another example of more bogus balloney from the state.. my SV
wouldnt make the circle either... My guess is that at least
half the bikes wont when ridden by the usual skilled rider.
The bike shop tells me they have a loaner 100cc dirt bike for
people to take the test on.

And the state allows that. that of course does not test
skills on the bike the guy is going to be riding. they know
its bogus.

as we allow these little bits of bogus bullshit to add up
....well first thing you know we are paying 4 million dollars
to retire a high school drop out prison guard at age
50...routinely.... and we are getting speeding tickets for
doing 64 MPH INSIDE the McArthur tunnel by a radar cop 400
yards south that cannot even see the tunnel exit from where he
is parked. Why? The state is going broke, and unless the
CHP can show that its pulling in the cash, officers will get
laid off (gasp)...and this can cut thier retirements in half
as they approach their last year that they had intended to pad
100% to snag the extra 2 mil........ if things get worse, and
with approx 50% of the states most skilled and high tax
bracket work force retiring between now and 2009 (4 years)
and corporations leaving the state as fast as they can pack up
the operation... the tax base will crash below its already
bankrupt levels so that interest cannot even be paid on the
bonds... THEN the civil service retirements (which fund is 80%
under water) cannot possibly be funded by tax payer
revenue...and officers will loose a huge chuck of thier 4
million dollar + retirement packages...and have to settle for
livng on the south coast of france on a measly 5,000 dollars a
month....STILL 500% over the average citizens retirment at age
65 (thats working 15 more years the officer).

It doesnt get anymore bogus, or criminal as the state then
sends thugs to seize property, tools, or wages of those who
cannot pay.... than that.

Its an issue.


Phil Scott
Andy Burnett
2005-03-12 23:08:01 UTC
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Post by Phil Scott
Another example of more bogus balloney from the state.. my SV
wouldnt make the circle either... My guess is that at least
half the bikes wont when ridden by the usual skilled rider.
I don't know about that. Haven't ridden many SV's so can't comment on
their turning radius, but my ST1100 has no problem with the circle. Seeing
the front wheel ain't easy, but that's a whole 'nother thang.

I actually think the state has adopted a better policy in letting riders
take the MSF course in lieu of this DMV test. I think the outcome of the
course and its evaluation is a lot more meaningful than ridiing around in a
basketball key.

ab
Phil Scott
2005-03-13 03:11:28 UTC
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news:LjJYd.9147
Post by Andy Burnett
Post by Phil Scott
Another example of more bogus balloney from the state.. my
SV
Post by Andy Burnett
Post by Phil Scott
wouldnt make the circle either... My guess is that at
least
Post by Andy Burnett
Post by Phil Scott
half the bikes wont when ridden by the usual skilled
rider.
Post by Andy Burnett
I don't know about that. Haven't ridden many SV's so can't
comment on
Post by Andy Burnett
their turning radius, but my ST1100 has no problem with the
circle. Seeing
Post by Andy Burnett
the front wheel ain't easy, but that's a whole 'nother
thang.
Post by Andy Burnett
I actually think the state has adopted a better policy in
letting riders
Post by Andy Burnett
take the MSF course in lieu of this DMV test. I think the
outcome of the
Post by Andy Burnett
course and its evaluation is a lot more meaningful than
ridiing around in a
Post by Andy Burnett
basketball key.
I didnt know that... maybe I will take the MSF
course..you'd think the state would be clued in on how limited
the tight circle test is though and expand it out some so that
its reasonable.

Phil Scott
Post by Andy Burnett
ab
krusty kritter
2005-03-13 03:21:03 UTC
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Post by Phil Scott
I didnt know that... maybe I will take the MSF
course..you'd think the state would be clued in on how limited
the tight circle test is though and expand it out some so that
its reasonable.
I dunno if you will be able to penetrate the "criminal cult" that is
the Motorcycle Safety Foundation, Phil, unless you go way undercover...

Just try and talk to any of them MSF'ers, and they will start spouting
all that weird acronym jargon at you, and you'll conclude that they are
trying to *control your mind*. But, if you coyly line your motorcycle
helmet with *two* layers of tinfoil, and keep it on throughout the
entire 2 day course, they won't be able to *brainwash* you like they
did to some people in Los Angeles whom I know...

Just kidding...
Troy the Troll
2005-03-13 04:43:03 UTC
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Post by krusty kritter
Post by Phil Scott
I didnt know that... maybe I will take the MSF
course..you'd think the state would be clued in on how limited
the tight circle test is though and expand it out some so that
its reasonable.
I dunno if you will be able to penetrate the "criminal cult" that is
the Motorcycle Safety Foundation, Phil, unless you go way undercover...
BWWAAHHHAAAHHAA!! Phil will just INVENT himself a certificate, declare
himself an expert, and start pontificating.....no need for him to actually
get his hands dirty and LEARN anything hisself....
Post by krusty kritter
Just try and talk to any of them MSF'ers, and they will start spouting
all that weird acronym jargon at you, and you'll conclude that they are
trying to *control your mind*. But, if you coyly line your motorcycle
helmet with *two* layers of tinfoil, and keep it on throughout the
entire 2 day course, they won't be able to *brainwash* you like they
did to some people in Los Angeles whom I know...
Just kidding...
Good one none the less.
Chris Moran
2005-03-13 04:46:35 UTC
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Post by Andy Burnett
Post by Andy Burnett
I actually think the state has adopted a better policy in
letting riders
Post by Andy Burnett
take the MSF course in lieu of this DMV test. I think the
outcome of the
Post by Andy Burnett
course and its evaluation is a lot more meaningful than
ridiing around in a
Post by Andy Burnett
basketball key.
I didnt know that... maybe I will take the MSF
course..you'd think the state would be clued in on how limited
the tight circle test is though and expand it out some so that
its reasonable.
I don't understand why so few states actually accept a MSF BRC
certificate in lieu of the skills test. I think it's only 20 states that
DO allow it. Shame really. Seems to encourage only learning from your
buds or "the hard way".

hm
Chris
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Phil Scott
2005-03-14 07:27:33 UTC
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Post by Chris Moran
Post by Andy Burnett
Post by Andy Burnett
I actually think the state has adopted a better policy in
letting riders
Post by Andy Burnett
take the MSF course in lieu of this DMV test. I think the
outcome of the
Post by Andy Burnett
course and its evaluation is a lot more meaningful than
ridiing around in a
Post by Andy Burnett
basketball key.
I didnt know that... maybe I will take the MSF
course..you'd think the state would be clued in on how
limited
Post by Chris Moran
Post by Andy Burnett
the tight circle test is though and expand it out some so
that
Post by Chris Moran
Post by Andy Burnett
its reasonable.
I don't understand why so few states actually accept a MSF
BRC
Post by Chris Moran
certificate in lieu of the skills test. I think it's only 20
states that
Post by Chris Moran
DO allow it. Shame really. Seems to encourage only learning
from your
Post by Chris Moran
buds or "the hard way".
riding that tight circle is not a good skills test..it tests
only low speed manuerving on bikes with a short turning
radius.

MSF actually tests skills...some at least.

I am an ex flat track and cross country racer, thats 120 mph
sliding sideways into the turns on dirt.

I am *unable to ride my SV650 around the test circle... but
I know a few people who can, on smaller bikes, with only a
weeks experience on a bike... the circle is not a skills
test... its a bogus skills test MSF is a much better skills
test.

A real skills test on a bike would be counter steering, hard
stopping straight and while in a turn from speed. and
accident avoidance maneuvers. Its not tested because of the
danger and impracticallity...so they have the little circle
thingie..and figure 8 which is better than nothing...but
depending on the bike you ride you may not pass it due to
steering radius issues.


Phil Scott.
Post by Chris Moran
hm
Chris
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unknown
2005-03-12 17:49:15 UTC
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On 12 Mar 2005 08:05:40 -0800, "krusty kritter" <***@aol.com>
wrote:

[snip]
Post by krusty kritter
Right hand turns are especially difficult for beginning motorcyclists,
because you're trying to twist the throttle grip back toward you, while
pulling the right hand bar back also.
The "final" at the MSF class has you doing a figure-eight inside a
box. I *think* the box is 20' x 40'. I rode it on the "well
seasoned" MSF provided bike and then tried it on the SV before I left
at the end of the course. Doable, but much harder.
Stephan Rose
2005-03-12 19:25:12 UTC
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On Sat, 12 Mar 2005 09:49:15 -0800, The OTHER Kevin in San Diego
Post by unknown
[snip]
Post by krusty kritter
Right hand turns are especially difficult for beginning motorcyclists,
because you're trying to twist the throttle grip back toward you, while
pulling the right hand bar back also.
The "final" at the MSF class has you doing a figure-eight inside a
box. I *think* the box is 20' x 40'. I rode it on the "well
seasoned" MSF provided bike and then tried it on the SV before I left
at the end of the course. Doable, but much harder.
Ugh...that figure 8....

I did it flawless on their provided bikes but....

My R6? I don't see a chance, ever!


Stephan
2001 Yamaha YZF-R6
Chris Moran
2005-03-12 21:54:04 UTC
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[snip]
Post by krusty kritter
Right hand turns are especially difficult for beginning motorcyclists,
because you're trying to twist the throttle grip back toward you, while
pulling the right hand bar back also.
The "final" at the MSF class has you doing a figure-eight inside a
box. I *think* the box is 20' x 40'. I rode it on the "well
seasoned" MSF provided bike and then tried it on the SV before I left
at the end of the course. Doable, but much harder.
That Fig-8 test is a new one, at least around here. They didn't do it
for my BRC in May 03, but last year when I went for the Intermediate
course, they said everyone was required to do it now. I loved it. It
annoyed the hell out of most of the riders, even those who had been
riding for some time. I did it flawlessly every time but the first time
and the last time (test time). I only barely touched the line. I think
they gave two points or summat. I didn't care, I didn't need the test
like all but one other person there did.

Anyway... I was on the Honda Nighthawk 250.
In all honesty, I don't know if I could pull it off on my Interceptor.
I guess it might be worthy of a try.

Now that I think of it, there is *NO* way it was 20'x40'. At MOST it was
15'x30'. Even the instructors needed to lift their asses off the seat
and counter lean like mo-fo's.... so never mind must have been another
test. We had to two 8's. Enter into the top, complete an 8 then continue
another 8 then exit the opposite side of the top.

Man.. I wish this friggin snow would go away!!!!
Chris
--
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3rd Kyu Bujinkan
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mjt
2005-03-12 23:14:45 UTC
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Post by unknown
[snip]
Post by krusty kritter
Right hand turns are especially difficult for beginning motorcyclists,
because you're trying to twist the throttle grip back toward you, while
pulling the right hand bar back also.
The "final" at the MSF class has you doing a figure-eight inside a
box. I *think* the box is 20' x 40'. I rode it on the "well
seasoned" MSF provided bike and then tried it on the SV before I left
at the end of the course. Doable, but much harder.
... must be a new thing, because we didnt have to do it.
must be interesting to try that on the Busa :)
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Tweak
2005-03-14 14:09:15 UTC
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Post by mjt
Post by unknown
[snip]
Post by krusty kritter
Right hand turns are especially difficult for beginning motorcyclists,
because you're trying to twist the throttle grip back toward you, while
pulling the right hand bar back also.
The "final" at the MSF class has you doing a figure-eight inside a
box. I *think* the box is 20' x 40'. I rode it on the "well
seasoned" MSF provided bike and then tried it on the SV before I left
at the end of the course. Doable, but much harder.
... must be a new thing, because we didnt have to do it.
must be interesting to try that on the Busa :)
Never happen...turning radius on those things is about the same as a
dump truck. Biggest turning circle of any bike I have owned, which
includes cruisers and touring bikes.
--
Tweak
sqidbait
2005-03-13 02:06:44 UTC
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Post by krusty kritter
Somebody, in another thread, asked for the dimensions of the rather
small circle at the end of the keyhole at a California DMV motorcycle
skills tests, so they could lay out such a circle in a parking lot and
see what all the fuss was about amongst riders "unfortunate" enough to
have to prove they can negotiate it.
[snip]
Post by krusty kritter
There is such a keyhole at the local DMV here in Cowpoop. If you rode
around the circle, and could stay in the exact center of the circle, it
would be 25 feet in diameter. You would have approximately 12 inches to
either side of the exact center, so the "zone" inside the 3-inch wide
white lines is *about* 24 inches wide.
[snip]

I live close to a CA DMV, so on my way to pick up some
dog biscuits for BarkMasterJ today, I decided to take some
snaps of the keyhole for y'all.

CBR600 included for scale. Pictures small to save bandwidth.
Out of focus 'cause I'm a lousy photographer.

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-- Michael
Bownse
2005-03-13 02:59:10 UTC
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Post by unknown
Post by krusty kritter
Somebody, in another thread, asked for the dimensions of the rather
small circle at the end of the keyhole at a California DMV motorcycle
skills tests, so they could lay out such a circle in a parking lot
and
Post by krusty kritter
see what all the fuss was about amongst riders "unfortunate" enough
to
Post by krusty kritter
have to prove they can negotiate it.
[snip]
Post by krusty kritter
There is such a keyhole at the local DMV here in Cowpoop. If you rode
around the circle, and could stay in the exact center of the circle,
it
Post by krusty kritter
would be 25 feet in diameter. You would have approximately 12 inches
to
Post by krusty kritter
either side of the exact center, so the "zone" inside the 3-inch wide
white lines is *about* 24 inches wide.
[snip]
I live close to a CA DMV, so on my way to pick up some
dog biscuits for BarkMasterJ today, I decided to take some
snaps of the keyhole for y'all.
CBR600 included for scale. Pictures small to save bandwidth.
Out of focus 'cause I'm a lousy photographer.
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/offAxis.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/start.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/loop1.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/loop2.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/back.jpg
-- Michael
so, do you go up on the right side of the center dots, stay inside the
circle and then come back down on the other side?
--
Mark Johnson, Ft. Worth, TX
http://www.bikes-n-spikes.org
"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's
just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
krusty kritter
2005-03-13 05:58:43 UTC
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Post by Bownse
so, do you go up on the right side of the center dots, stay
inside the circle and then come back down on the other side?
I never had to do the keyhole to get my M1 endorsement, but the DMV
examiner will put orange cones on the white dots (or white crosses, in
the case of the keyhole I looked at), and the rider is required to
zig zag between the cones. Figuring out when to turn for each cone is a
trick in itself...
Jamin Kortegard
2005-03-13 05:49:42 UTC
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Post by sqidbait
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/offAxis.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/start.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/loop1.jpg
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http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/back.jpg
Nice that they border the outside of the keyhole with bushes and trees and
an 8" concrete curb. I'm sure that's not distracting at all for someone
taking the test. :)
--
Jamin Kortegard
2002 YZF-R1 / 2003 WRX

"Hokey 600s and trackday usability are no match
for a good literbike at your side, kid."
- Michael
Bownse
2005-03-13 13:42:26 UTC
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Post by Jamin Kortegard
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http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/offAxis.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/start.jpg
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Nice that they border the outside of the keyhole with bushes and trees and
an 8" concrete curb. I'm sure that's not distracting at all for someone
taking the test. :)
Butt my question is if the dual lines are like 2 margins; the inner for
smaller bikes and the outer from larger bikes. The possibility that they
might make a track that a bike has to stay inside of would appear to be
an attempt to make the test overly difficult.
--
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lost I am." - Bruce Barge
Andy Burnett
2005-03-13 16:42:34 UTC
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Post by Bownse
Butt my question is if the dual lines are like 2 margins; the inner for
smaller bikes and the outer from larger bikes. The possibility that they
might make a track that a bike has to stay inside of would appear to be
an attempt to make the test overly difficult.
The idea is to keep your front wheel between the two lines during the test.

ab
Bownse
2005-03-13 23:58:42 UTC
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Post by Andy Burnett
Post by Bownse
Butt my question is if the dual lines are like 2 margins; the inner for
smaller bikes and the outer from larger bikes. The possibility that they
might make a track that a bike has to stay inside of would appear to be
an attempt to make the test overly difficult.
The idea is to keep your front wheel between the two lines during the test.
ab
that serves no purpose then. like i said, i could see the inner line for
smaller bikes and the outer line for larger bikes. the small track
outline method appears to have no purpose other than to send people over
to pay for MSF.
--
Mark Johnson, Ft. Worth, TX
http://www.bikes-n-spikes.org
"I only know because Google knows. You know that. Shut off the computer
and I'm dumber than a stump." - Andrew Duthie
Andy Burnett
2005-03-14 00:26:37 UTC
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Post by Bownse
that serves no purpose then. like i said, i could see the inner line for
smaller bikes and the outer line for larger bikes. the small track
outline method appears to have no purpose other than to send people over
to pay for MSF.
I think the DMV test is kind of silly too, but if a rider can't keep his
front wheel between those lines, he really does need more practice. There
are relatively few bikes that can't physically negotiate the circle.

ab
Tweak
2005-03-14 14:09:25 UTC
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Post by Andy Burnett
Post by Bownse
that serves no purpose then. like i said, i could see the inner line for
smaller bikes and the outer line for larger bikes. the small track
outline method appears to have no purpose other than to send people over
to pay for MSF.
I think the DMV test is kind of silly too, but if a rider can't keep his
front wheel between those lines, he really does need more practice. There
are relatively few bikes that can't physically negotiate the circle.
ab
Mad parking lot skillz are critical.
--
Tweak
Shaft Drive
2005-03-25 21:56:27 UTC
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Post by Jamin Kortegard
Nice that they border the outside of the keyhole with bushes and trees and
an 8" concrete curb. I'm sure that's not distracting at all for someone
taking the test. :)
This photo looks like it was taken during off hours at the DMV.
During California DMV office hours the situation is much busier.

In the two DMV stations I practiced the keyhole in, not only were curbs
and bushes and parked cars surrounding the California DMV motorcycle
riding test keyhole, but, in one DMV, cars kept driving through during
the test within a few feet of the circle - during the test!

Of course, that's not what makes the test difficult.
The hard part isn't the curbs; it's the circle.
Stephen!
2005-03-26 01:39:42 UTC
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Post by Shaft Drive
In the two DMV stations I practiced the keyhole in, not only were curbs
and bushes and parked cars surrounding the California DMV motorcycle
riding test keyhole, but, in one DMV, cars kept driving through during
the test within a few feet of the circle - during the test!
Yah... That is *SO* unrealistic... There will never be bushes or curbs or
cars (parked or otherwise) within a few feet of your bike when you are
riding it for real...
--
IBA# 11465
http://imagesdesavions.com
Odinn
2005-03-13 13:32:52 UTC
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Post by unknown
Post by krusty kritter
Somebody, in another thread, asked for the dimensions of the rather
small circle at the end of the keyhole at a California DMV motorcycle
skills tests, so they could lay out such a circle in a parking lot
and
Post by krusty kritter
see what all the fuss was about amongst riders "unfortunate" enough
to
Post by krusty kritter
have to prove they can negotiate it.
[snip]
Post by krusty kritter
There is such a keyhole at the local DMV here in Cowpoop. If you rode
around the circle, and could stay in the exact center of the circle,
it
Post by krusty kritter
would be 25 feet in diameter. You would have approximately 12 inches
to
Post by krusty kritter
either side of the exact center, so the "zone" inside the 3-inch wide
white lines is *about* 24 inches wide.
[snip]
I live close to a CA DMV, so on my way to pick up some
dog biscuits for BarkMasterJ today, I decided to take some
snaps of the keyhole for y'all.
CBR600 included for scale. Pictures small to save bandwidth.
Out of focus 'cause I'm a lousy photographer.
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/offAxis.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/start.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/loop1.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/loop2.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/back.jpg
Holy shit, that's a bigass circle. Easy enough for my geezerglide to
float around in with no problems.
--
Odinn

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot
do." --Walter Bagehot

Reeky's unofficial homepage ... http://www.reeky.org
'03 FLHTI ........... http://www.sloanclan.org/gallery/ElectraGlide
'97 VN1500D ......... http://www.sloanclan.org/gallery/VulcanClassic
Atlanta Biker Net ... http://www.atlantabiker.net
Vulcan Riders Assoc . http://www.vulcanriders.org

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Bownse
2005-03-13 13:44:10 UTC
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Post by Odinn
Post by unknown
Post by krusty kritter
Somebody, in another thread, asked for the dimensions of the rather
small circle at the end of the keyhole at a California DMV motorcycle
skills tests, so they could lay out such a circle in a parking lot
and
Post by krusty kritter
see what all the fuss was about amongst riders "unfortunate" enough
to
Post by krusty kritter
have to prove they can negotiate it.
[snip]
Post by krusty kritter
There is such a keyhole at the local DMV here in Cowpoop. If you rode
around the circle, and could stay in the exact center of the circle,
it
Post by krusty kritter
would be 25 feet in diameter. You would have approximately 12 inches
to
Post by krusty kritter
either side of the exact center, so the "zone" inside the 3-inch wide
white lines is *about* 24 inches wide.
[snip]
I live close to a CA DMV, so on my way to pick up some
dog biscuits for BarkMasterJ today, I decided to take some
snaps of the keyhole for y'all.
CBR600 included for scale. Pictures small to save bandwidth.
Out of focus 'cause I'm a lousy photographer.
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/offAxis.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/start.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/loop1.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/loop2.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/back.jpg
Holy shit, that's a bigass circle. Easy enough for my geezerglide to
float around in with no problems.
my thoughts too. the trick would be if they made the pair of lines a
track to stay between. a typical test like that would make the pair of
lines the outer edge of a smaller or larger bike (while also being a
reasonable test for anyone to be expected to pass).
--
Mark Johnson, Ft. Worth, TX
http://www.bikes-n-spikes.org
"Trust in God... but tie your own camel." - Arab proverb
sqidbait
2005-03-13 19:21:41 UTC
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[snip]
Post by Bownse
Post by Odinn
Post by sqidbait
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/offAxis.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/start.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/loop1.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/loop2.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/back.jpg
Holy shit, that's a bigass circle. Easy enough for my geezerglide to
float around in with no problems.
my thoughts too. the trick would be if they made the pair of lines a
track to stay between. a typical test like that would make the pair of
lines the outer edge of a smaller or larger bike (while also being a
reasonable test for anyone to be expected to pass).
I have prepared an illustration.

Loading Image...

My understanding of the test is as follows: you'll
be asked to start in either the left or the right lane.
You are to ride to the circle, make one complete revolution
of it, then come back down the opposite lane. ( So, you
really almost do two loops. ) The front tire must at all
times be within the two lines while in the lanes and
on the circle.

Note that the path I drew is a failure. It goes outside
the lines, as well as strays onto the fence - you must
also obey gravity, else you will be asked to come back
and try again on some future date.

-- Michael
Shaft Drive
2005-03-25 19:34:47 UTC
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Post by sqidbait
I have prepared an illustration.
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/highTechGraphic.JPG
you'll start in either the left or the right lane.
You are to ride to the circle, make one complete revolution
of it, then come back down the opposite lane. ( So, you
really almost do two loops. ) The front tire must at all
times be within the two lines while in the lanes and
on the circle.
That's only HALF of the California DMV riding test!
http://home.earthlink.net/~sqidbait/highTechGraphic.JPG

The first half consists of going thru the cones placed in the center on
those dots and then entering the 25 foot circle at the center and
making two loops and then leaving that circle in the center to go
through the cones again.

The part you showed above was the second half (based on my experience
watching about a half dozen riders take the test, most failing in the
first half, some, on smaller bikes getting to the second half to fail).


We need to advise the next guy who tries to take these tests so they
don't waste their first shot not knowing there is double that to do.

In addition, the California DMV riding test rules seem to be:
- The examiner chooses which direction you will travel for each half
- You must go in opposite directions than in the other half of the test
- You must not put your foot down at any time or you fail instantly
- The front wheel can't touch the OUTSIDE of the white line at any time
- If you drop the bike, you fail then and there

All 24 students in my class a few weeks ago passed the CA MSF riding
test.
In my opinion, none (including me) would have passed this CA DMV riding
test.
Shaft Drive
2005-03-25 22:03:27 UTC
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Post by Odinn
Holy shit, that's a bigass circle. Easy enough for my geezerglide to
float around in with no problems.
Betcha it's harder than you think.

You have to loop four times through a constant radius circle.
You have absoluty NO room for varying your radius.

Not only is it about 25 feet wide, but, your lane is limited.
You must not go outside that lane by even a half inch.

You must enter and exit the circle twice in the center.
You must enter and exist the circle twice at the edges.

You must enter and exit the circle from a straight run.
And you must enter and exist the circle from a weave.

Still think you can just "float around in with no problems"?
Odinn
2005-03-26 02:32:57 UTC
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Post by Shaft Drive
Post by Odinn
Holy shit, that's a bigass circle. Easy enough for my geezerglide to
float around in with no problems.
Betcha it's harder than you think.
You have to loop four times through a constant radius circle.
You have absoluty NO room for varying your radius.
25 ft is a very large radius. I can do that in 20 ft easily on my
geezerglide, someone more proficient than me can do it in 16, and I know
one guy who can do it in 12.
Post by Shaft Drive
Not only is it about 25 feet wide, but, your lane is limited.
You must not go outside that lane by even a half inch.
If you do a U-turn in my road and you go outside that 20 ft width, you
end up in a ditch or down in someone's front yard. 25 ft is very large.
Post by Shaft Drive
You must enter and exit the circle twice in the center.
You must enter and exist the circle twice at the edges.
This is simple, I don't see what the problem is.
Post by Shaft Drive
You must enter and exit the circle from a straight run.
And you must enter and exist the circle from a weave.
I still don't see what the problem here is.
Post by Shaft Drive
Still think you can just "float around in with no problems"?
Yes, I think I can do it with no problems on my almost 800 lb (1000 lbs
with me on it) 1450 CID geezerglide, and I'm not a great rider, but I
know I can do circles in 20 ft with no problem, so 25 ft is easy.
--
Odinn

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot
do." --Walter Bagehot

Reeky's unofficial homepage ... http://www.reeky.org
'03 FLHTI ........... http://www.sloanclan.org/gallery/ElectraGlide
'97 VN1500D ......... http://www.sloanclan.org/gallery/VulcanClassic
Atlanta Biker Net ... http://www.atlantabiker.net
Vulcan Riders Assoc . http://www.vulcanriders.org

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paulb
2005-03-13 19:41:39 UTC
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Forget the circle...

In Virginia, bring in a MSF Safety Course Certificate, and you don't need
no stink'in road test.

That's the way to do it!
Joey Tribiani
2005-03-13 23:22:54 UTC
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Post by paulb
Forget the circle...
In Virginia, bring in a MSF Safety Course Certificate, and you don't need
no stink'in road test.
That's the way to do it!
i took my road test here in Va about 15 years ago....i drove down a block
turned around and came back while a DMV agent watched...thats a pretty easy
test...LOL
paulb
2005-03-14 00:27:45 UTC
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Post by Joey Tribiani
i took my road test here in Va about 15 years ago....i drove down a block
turned around and came back while a DMV agent watched...thats a pretty
easy test...LOL
I should have said, VA DMV road test is still an option... they just waive
it with an MSF certficate.
Polarhound
2005-03-14 00:58:45 UTC
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Post by Joey Tribiani
Post by paulb
Forget the circle...
In Virginia, bring in a MSF Safety Course Certificate, and you don't need
no stink'in road test.
That's the way to do it!
i took my road test here in Va about 15 years ago....i drove down a block
turned around and came back while a DMV agent watched...thats a pretty easy
test...LOL
In MA, every registry can set their own test.

In Easthampton, the cones come out and you do a few circles and figure 8's.

In Westfield, there is almost no room, so the test consists of what you
went through in VA.
krusty kritter
2005-03-14 00:01:07 UTC
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Post by paulb
In Virginia, bring in a MSF Safety Course Certificate, and
you don't need no stink'in road test.
I just want a reasonable test, not Rube Goldberg deal devised by a
bureaucrat who doesn't ride and administered by a civil servant who
doesn't ride either...

Who knows what will happen in 2008, when my current license expires?

I might have to do the performance test to renew my license. What if
some F******o saltyback civil servant who never even rode a motorbike
in his life back in M****a decides to flunk me for crossing the yellow
line?

I never had to do the keyhole, it was waived because I showed up for
the test on a touring bike with Windjammer and saddlebags. The examiner
said to just ride back and forth in the parking lot to show that I knew
how to shift gears...

If I have to take the MSF course after I fail the CA DMV keyhole test,
my wallet will be $300 lighter. I could buy a set of tires for
my Yamaha with that money, instead of giving it to some "foundation",
which, regardless of whether it claims to be
"non profit", or whatever, my wallet would still be lighter....
paulb
2005-03-14 00:30:57 UTC
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Post by krusty kritter
Who knows what will happen in 2008, when my current license expires?
You have to Road Test again? That would be odd. Most states require fee
& eye test for renewal.

Anyway, I like the MSF option versus Road Test for the initial license
issue. I don't believe in road test or MSF for renewals.
krusty kritter
2005-03-14 00:34:31 UTC
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Post by paulb
You have to Road Test again? That would be odd. Most
states require fee & eye test for renewal.
With any luck, CA will automatically renew my license to drive a car
with the motorcycle endorsement, and I will never have to show up at
the DMV for the fifth or sixth time in a row...

With extremely bad luck, I will get into a serious accident,
and have my license suspended or revoked by the court and I might have
to go through all the written and performance tests again...

It's that automatical renewal process that ultimately led to that
senior citizen killing those people in Santa Monica about two years
ago. In a perfect world, he would have been grounded for the rest of
his life *before* he hurt somebody with his vehicular incompetence...

Having all senior citizens be required to pass a driver's performance
test at a certain age sounds great, until I realize that I will be 66
years old in 2008, and I don't want to be tested if I can avoid it, but
I do want to be able to pass the motorcycle test if I absolutely have
to...
Michael R. Kesti
2005-03-14 03:54:16 UTC
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krusty kritter wrote:

<snip>
Post by krusty kritter
Having all senior citizens be required to pass a driver's performance
test at a certain age sounds great...
I am of the opinion that all drivers, regardless of age, should be required
to prove that they are worthy of their driver's licenses on a regular basis.
--
========================================================================
Michael Kesti | "And like, one and one don't make
| two, one and one make one."
***@gv.net | - The Who, Bargain
paulb
2005-03-14 11:32:37 UTC
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Post by Michael R. Kesti
I am of the opinion that all drivers, regardless of age, should be
required to prove that they are worthy of their driver's licenses on a
regular basis.
The govt could subcontract the test, LOL!

Wife: "Whe're ya going honey?"

Me: "Down to Sylvan Learning Center to take my GRE, then a road test."

anyway..

I'd hate to see retests on a regular basis. Seems like a 100% solution to
get the 2% of the problem. How about mandatory retest for the following
events:

1. Turning Age 65, and every five years thereafter
2. Upon a reckless driving conviction
3. When your license accumulates more than X points
Andy Burnett
2005-03-14 00:29:05 UTC
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Post by krusty kritter
Who knows what will happen in 2008, when my current license expires?
Unless they begin skills testing again beyond a certain age I'd be
surprised if you have to take the test...
Post by krusty kritter
I might have to do the performance test to renew my license. What if
some F******o saltyback civil servant who never even rode a motorbike
in his life back in M****a decides to flunk me for crossing the yellow
line?
...but if you do, I'd be surprised if you flunk. It's really not that
hard.

ab
sqidbait
2005-03-14 19:31:18 UTC
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Post by krusty kritter
Post by paulb
In Virginia, bring in a MSF Safety Course Certificate, and
you don't need no stink'in road test.
I just want a reasonable test, not Rube Goldberg deal devised by a
bureaucrat who doesn't ride and administered by a civil servant who
doesn't ride either...
Of course, the big question is: what is a reasonable test?

Here's another interesting data point for this thread. I first
got my motorcycle licence in British Columbia, and then did
MSF when I moved to California. Details about the BC "MSF
equivalent" can be found here:

http://www.safetycouncil.bc.ca/p1.cfm

The BC course was more comphrensive than MSF. It comes in two
parts. Four days of classroom and closed course work, followed
by two days of real world training on the streets.

The final test? A one-on-one evaluation ride in the city.
The instructor tells you the route to take, and then follows
behind you while you do your ride. In my case, my ST1100 mounted
instructor had a voice recorder and took verbal notes of all
my weaknesses as I rode. I forget what the fail rate was, but
it must have been close to 50%. I barely passed.

-- Michael
Stephen!
2005-03-17 04:10:13 UTC
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Post by krusty kritter
I just want a reasonable test, not Rube Goldberg deal devised by a
bureaucrat who doesn't ride and administered by a civil servant who
doesn't ride either...
Who knows what will happen in 2008, when my current license expires?
Better start practicing now... Although that circle wouldn't be very
difficult on even the largest touring motorcycles, you seem to suffer from
a defeatist attitude and probably need the clutchwork anyway...
--
IBA# 11465
http://imagesdesavions.com
krusty kritter
2005-03-17 06:00:14 UTC
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Post by Stephen!
Better start practicing now... Although that circle wouldn't
be very difficult on even the largest touring motorcycles,
you seem to suffer from a defeatist attitude and probably
need the clutchwork anyway...
Detailing the problems of dealing with unreasonable English-challenged
immigrant bureaucrats administering the rider skills test at
California's DMV doesn't necessarily mean that I have a defeatist
attitude, it means that California's civil service system is corrupt,
as is well known...

After all, the governor *was* recalled, and the Terminator now occupies
his office. But that doesn't solve the problem of incompetent immigrant
civil servants who have unreasonable power over honest American
citizens...

It isn't just healthcare that is flooded with immigrants from one
particular country. It only takes one member of a specific immigrant
group to get into a DMV office job, and once he or she is in there, the
whole office staff will be of immigrant origin in just a few years,
they will bring the whole clan in there, and see nothing wrong with the
nepotism involved...

Back to the problems of slow speed circling...

Several years ago, I noticed that I have a distinct aversion to turning
to the right. I found myself going down the street, and u-turning to
the left, so I could come back up the street and make a wide turn to
the left instead of turning tightly to the right...

I studied the problem, researching it on the web, and I found an
article by Keith Code, in "Keith's Corner" that confirmed that *many*
sportriders are uncomfortable with right hand turns...

And MSF instructors said that beginners had a lot of problems
coordinating the twisting motion of their wrist with the pulling motion
of their arm while starting out from a stop sign where the intent was
to turn right...

Compounding the problem is the fact that the steering feel of a
motorcycle changes rapidly from very heavy in some cases to rather
light, after the motorcycle has moved only a few feet...

Not that the non-motorcycle riding immigrant DMV examiners know
anything about the problems facing motorcycists, they are just there to
administer the test...

Many newbie riders will roll stop signs in order to avoid coming to a
complete stop and having to wrestly with the handlebars and go through
all the contradictory wrist/arm motions...

And sportriding is bad for the rider who does that form of riding a
lot, since low speed handling is seldom necessary, it's just leave a
parking lot, ride at high speed to another parking lot, and then back
to the first parking lot, but there's no 25-foot diameter circle the
rider has to stay inside of...

So sportriders get little or no slow speed practice, and it shows, when
you see a guy on a $10K literbike "duckwalking" it in a parking lot
because he doesn't feel confident with the feel of the bike at a
walking pace...
Stephen!
2005-03-17 07:59:17 UTC
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Post by krusty kritter
And MSF instructors said that beginners had a lot of problems
coordinating the twisting motion of their wrist with the pulling motion
of their arm while starting out from a stop sign where the intent was
to turn right...
As a former MSF Instructor and an MSF ridercoach I have seen this as
well... I assure you that by the time they left my range they were just
as comfortable turning right as left...
Post by krusty kritter
Compounding the problem is the fact that the steering feel of a
motorcycle changes rapidly from very heavy in some cases to rather
light, after the motorcycle has moved only a few feet...
Many newbie riders will roll stop signs in order to avoid coming to a
complete stop and having to wrestly with the handlebars and go through
all the contradictory wrist/arm motions...
Huh? That's the worst excuse for a "california stop" I've ever heard.
Post by krusty kritter
to the first parking lot, but there's no 25-foot diameter circle the
rider has to stay inside of...
Control at any speed is still control. Just because you can pul a
wheelie does not mean you know how to ride a motorcycle.
Post by krusty kritter
So sportriders get little or no slow speed practice, and it shows, when
you see a guy on a $10K literbike "duckwalking" it in a parking lot
because he doesn't feel confident with the feel of the bike at a
walking pace...
...and doesn't belong on a public street. How would you like to have
brain surgery by a brain surgeon that can only work comfortably on the
outer cortex but doesn't think it's necessary to be able do the "fine
work"? People die just as easily by losing control at slow speeds as
they do at fast speeds.
--
IBA# 11465
http://imagesdesavions.com
Saddlebag
2005-03-17 10:30:44 UTC
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Post by krusty kritter
Detailing the problems of dealing with unreasonable English-challenged
immigrant bureaucrats administering the rider skills test at
California's DMV doesn't necessarily mean that I have a defeatist
attitude, it means that California's civil service system is corrupt,
as is well known...
After all, the governor *was* recalled, and the Terminator now occupies
his office. But that doesn't solve the problem of incompetent immigrant
civil servants who have unreasonable power over honest American
citizens...
It isn't just healthcare that is flooded with immigrants from one
particular country. It only takes one member of a specific immigrant
group to get into a DMV office job, and once he or she is in there, the
whole office staff will be of immigrant origin in just a few years,
they will bring the whole clan in there, and see nothing wrong with the
nepotism involved...
Hey, hey, hey, what's with all this political talk? Gubment got your
panties in a bunch there kbar? Still mad at Phil Scott for attempting to
do more than just complain about it?
krusty kritter
2005-03-17 16:43:57 UTC
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Post by Saddlebag
Hey, hey, hey, what's with all this political talk? Gubment
got your panties in a bunch there kbar?
Yabbot, I'm working on a different strategy than Phil is using.
My approach is that, if ya can't fight 'em, and can't avoid 'em, then
join 'em, at least for a while...

So my next step is to import a bride from Southeast Asia and have her
teach me the best ways to backstab other people and also give me some
pointers on how to bribe civil servants. I will have a head start over
the slow leaners who don't realize the advantages of being two-faced in
the American society of the next few decades...

But before I marry my Southeast Asian Venus, I will be sure to set up a
prenuptial agreement so she'll get nothing of mine when she decides to
desert me and marry one of her own kind, having gotten the green card
she so desperately wanted...

********************************************************************

Ambition is like a venus fly trap. If a frog were to sit on it, the fly
trap could bite and bite but it wouldn't hurt the frog because it only
has tiny little plant teeth. Then some other stuff could happen and
that would be like ambition. - Jack Handey

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Reassembler
2005-03-18 18:05:41 UTC
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Post by krusty kritter
Post by Saddlebag
Hey, hey, hey, what's with all this political talk? Gubment
got your panties in a bunch there kbar?
Yabbot, I'm working on a different strategy than Phil is using.
My approach is that, if ya can't fight 'em, and can't avoid 'em, then
join 'em, at least for a while...
So my next step is to import a bride from Southeast Asia and have her
teach me the best ways to backstab other people and also give me some
pointers on how to bribe civil servants. I will have a head start over
the slow leaners who don't realize the advantages of being two-faced in
the American society of the next few decades...
How old are you now, Bubba? You're starting to sound like a Depression-era
detective novel. Fu Manchu and Charlie Chan. Christ.

Reassembler
Chuck Rhode
2005-03-19 18:57:13 UTC
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Reassembler wrote this on Fri, 18 Mar 2005 08:05:41 -1000. My reply
is below.
Post by Reassembler
Post by krusty kritter
So my next step is to import a bride from Southeast Asia and have
her teach me the best ways to backstab other people and also give
me some pointers on how to bribe civil servants. I will have a head
start over the slow leaners who don't realize the advantages of
being two-faced in the American society of the next few decades...
How old are you now, Bubba? You're starting to sound like a
Depression-era detective novel. Fu Manchu and Charlie Chan. Christ.
Yes, Charlie Chan *is* a racist artifact.

"These films are a travesty. Not once in any Charlie Chan movie does
the title character do kung fu while flying through the air as we all
know genuine Orientals do. Don't you realize how insulting it is to
Asians see a Chinese man portrayed as friendly, warm, intelligent,
having a good sense of humor, clever, wise, and good to his family?"

[DrGrood, Interplanetary Administrator. "No More Charlie Chan!" The
Serial Squadron, the WWW Movie and Radio Cliffhanger Serial Fan Club
N. seq. (30 June 2003): 1 pars. Online. Internet. 19
Mar. 2005. Available
http://p078.ezboard.com/fmovieserialmessageboardsbcrimeanddetectivefeatures.showMessageRange?topicID=140.topic.]
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Troy
2005-03-26 08:41:54 UTC
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I use a small bike for this, Honda XL125.
I can turn that thing around in a 10 foot radius.
You can pretty much lift it in the truck yourself.
(All though I use a ramp)
I keep it around just for this reason.

Troy,
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Post by Stephen!
Post by krusty kritter
I just want a reasonable test, not Rube Goldberg deal devised by a
bureaucrat who doesn't ride and administered by a civil servant who
doesn't ride either...
Who knows what will happen in 2008, when my current license expires?
Better start practicing now... Although that circle wouldn't be very
difficult on even the largest touring motorcycles, you seem to suffer from
a defeatist attitude and probably need the clutchwork anyway...
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y***@yahoo.com
2005-03-25 14:15:52 UTC
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Post by krusty kritter
I have to take the MSF course after I fail the CA DMV keyhole test,
my wallet will be $300 lighter. I could buy a set of tires for
my Yamaha with that money, instead of giving it to some "foundation",
which, regardless of whether it claims to be
"non profit", or whatever, my wallet would still be lighter....
Don't think for a second the MSF isn't raking in millions on this scam.
They get their bikes for free but they don't work for free.
This CA DMV motorcycle test scam is a self perpetuating industry.

Hundreds of otherwise productive people are employed in this scam.
It keeps a lot of DMV examiners in business to fail each motorcyclist.
Then it takes thousands of MSF ridercoaches to subsequently pass them.

Think of it all as a modern-day democratic work relief program.
s***@aol.com
2005-03-25 15:00:53 UTC
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Post by y***@yahoo.com
Don't think for a second the MSF isn't raking in millions on
this scam. They get their bikes for free but they don't work
for free. This CA DMV motorcycle test scam is a self
perpetuating industry.
Hundreds of otherwise productive people are employed in this scam.
It keeps a lot of DMV examiners in business to fail
each motorcyclist. Then it takes thousands of MSF ridercoaches
to subsequently pass them.
Think of it all as a modern-day democratic work relief program.
It's sort of like the traffic school scam and the civil "service" scam.
We have to do *something* to absorb the immigrants into the melting
pot...

Last time I went to traffic school was maybe 1998 or so. Traffic school
was in a rundown motel in Hollywood. It was administered by Armenian
refugges whose parents had probably never driven a car in their lives.
So they are first generation of Armenians that ever drove, they have no
history or knowledge of road courtesy or innate repects for the law.
They think that they are rich because they have a car, only the very
rich people had cars in the former USSR, so they think they can drive
any way they please...

Coming from a former Soviet Socialist Republic as refugees, they *hate*
the government, but socialism is all they ever knew, so they don't mind
working for our state government in a make work scam like a traffic
school...

Civil "service" is another scam that immigrants and refugees like the
Armenians and Filipinos get into. It only takes one "anchor immigrant"
in a civil service office, and pretty soon the office is full of people
that have little or no experience in American culture, have little or
no respect for the dignity of traditional Americans, and could care
less about failing somebody on a driving
skills or motorcyle skills test...

Like the Armenians, the Filipino test examiners are unlikely to have
ever driven a car or motorcycle back home, and know nothing of the
physical capabilities of the average large motorcycle that is popular
today. But they are quite willing to flunk somebody who has ridden
motorcycles for decades if their front wheel strays outside the
boundaries of that unreasonably tight circle...
Iggy
2005-03-26 01:46:22 UTC
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Post by y***@yahoo.com
Post by krusty kritter
I have to take the MSF course after I fail the CA DMV keyhole test,
my wallet will be $300 lighter. I could buy a set of tires for
my Yamaha with that money, instead of giving it to some "foundation",
which, regardless of whether it claims to be
"non profit", or whatever, my wallet would still be lighter....
Don't think for a second the MSF isn't raking in millions on this scam.
They get their bikes for free but they don't work for free.
This CA DMV motorcycle test scam is a self perpetuating industry.
Blah...blah...blah....want a hanky?
Tim Morrow
2005-03-26 04:37:19 UTC
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Post by y***@yahoo.com
Post by krusty kritter
I have to take the MSF course after I fail the CA DMV keyhole test,
my wallet will be $300 lighter. I could buy a set of tires for
my Yamaha with that money, instead of giving it to some "foundation",
which, regardless of whether it claims to be
"non profit", or whatever, my wallet would still be lighter....
Don't think for a second the MSF isn't raking in millions on this scam.
Why shouldn't we think that? They're not.
Post by y***@yahoo.com
They get their bikes for free but they don't work for free.
You do realize that the MSF is an industry sponsored organmization that receives
its funding from the profits of its participating corporate entities, don't
you? As such, it is a money-losing organization.
Post by y***@yahoo.com
This CA DMV motorcycle test scam is a self perpetuating industry.
The California DMV is supported by taxpayer dollars and has nothing to do with
the MSF.
Post by y***@yahoo.com
Hundreds of otherwise productive people are employed in this scam.
What scam are you talking about?
Post by y***@yahoo.com
It keeps a lot of DMV examiners in business to fail each motorcyclist.
Have you actually given what you are writing any thought?
Post by y***@yahoo.com
Then it takes thousands of MSF ridercoaches to subsequently pass them.
Right, and all those rider coaches have quit their day jobs and are getting rich
on the 401(k) proceeds from their weekend teaching gig.
Post by y***@yahoo.com
Think of it all as a modern-day democratic work relief program.
I prefer to think, in which case, it's simpler just to dismiss your paranoid
ravings.

Or, are you just bitter because you failed a test?
Dennis
2005-03-13 10:50:07 UTC
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Well its not that hard if you know the technique. I ride cruisers and i
circle within 18 foot comfortably.Reckon I could do it 15 foot easy
enough.
Post by krusty kritter
Somebody, in another thread, asked for the dimensions of the rather
small circle at the end of the keyhole at a California DMV motorcycle
skills tests, so they could lay out such a circle in a parking lot and
see what all the fuss was about amongst riders "unfortunate" enough to
have to prove they can negotiate it.
I've had my M1 endorsement since 1975, but I was *never* required to
traverse the DMV keyhole, the DMV examiner figured that I couldn't do
the circle on my Windjammer-equipped water buffalo, and didn't make me
do the keyhole. And I have my doubts whether I can do it now on any of
the bikes I currently own.
One poster to an older thread thought that the circle was as small as
15 feet in diameter.
There is such a keyhole at the local DMV here in Cowpoop. If you rode
around the circle, and could stay in the exact center of the circle, it
would be 25 feet in diameter. You would have approximately 12 inches to
either side of the exact center, so the "zone" inside the 3-inch wide
white lines is *about* 24 inches wide.
The inner and outer circles in the local DMV parking lot weren't
exactly concentric, the lines were a little smudged, and I don't know
if the DMV examiner would fail a rider whose front tire just touched
the white line.
I was wondering whether my FZR-1000, which, according to the owner's
manual, can turn a 22-foot diameter circle, would be able to go around
that DMV test circle. Theoretically it could, the forks wouldn't be
quite against the stops, but almost.
I haven't tried the circle on a motorcycle yet, but I had a *bicycle*
in the back of my pickup truck, so I used that vehicle instead.
I pedalled around it a few times to see if I could even do it on a
bicycle. Bicycles are even wobblier than motorcycles, in tight turns,
but I was able to keep inside the lines even in a right hand circle.
Right hand turns are especially difficult for beginning motorcyclists,
because you're trying to twist the throttle grip back toward you, while
pulling the right hand bar back also.
And the problem with riding a tight circle on a 2-wheeler of any kind
is when you're looking down at the ground to see where the front wheel
is going, instead of looking at the horizon for a reference to orient
yourself to.
The two-wheeler will fall over to the inside of the turn when you do
that.
So motorcyclists look at the pavement surface *before* the tight turn,
not during the turn. Who cares exactly *where* the front wheel goes, it
the pavement is clean and you don't run into a pothole or through a wet
cowpie on the parking lot?
The DMV cares, so don't cross the line...
krusty kritter
2005-03-13 14:07:59 UTC
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Post by Dennis
Well its not that hard if you know the technique. I ride
cruisers and i circle within 18 foot comfortably.Reckon I
could do it 15 foot easy enough.
It would be nice if you'd take the time to actually *tell* other
riders what your technique is, Dennis...

A few years ago I was on an e-mail list, and some of the more vocal
listers had taken MSF courses, and they loved to talk about doing the
"drills" suggested by MSF...

They often spoke of getting together in this or that parking lot to
practice their low speed skills. One time they invited a CHP officer
who writes a safety column for a California free motorcycle newspaper
to speak to the group at a dinner...

They asked him how CHP officers were able to turn their big Kawasaki
and BMW motorcycles around within 10 or 15 feet...

The officer said that it was simple. He turned and looked over his
shoulder at his tail light, then raised his eyes to look at the horizon
for balance and turned the bike around...

But, looking at the horizon makes sense and looking at the ground to
see if you're staying within a 2-foot wide zone between 2 circles in a
parking lot makes no sense...

Turning to the left isn't as bad as turning to the right. If you're
trying to tighten up your turn by riding the rear brake and weighting
your left foot peg to be ready to throw your weight to the left if the
bike starts falling over to the right, it may get a little tricky, the
bike could fall over, you could hurt yourself...

Then there is the problem of handlebar length and location for
sportbikes. Yamahas and other sportbikes with wide aluminum spar frames
have low, wide gas tanks and the low-mounted clip on handlebar might
hit the gas tank , or the rider's right hand motion might be restricted
by the gas tank...

The high, wide handlebars on standard bikes and cruisers don't have the
hand fouling problem...

Ducatis, with their wide trellis frame are notably wide-turning. I read
an article once where the author said that it would be more convenient
to meet another Ducati rider coming the other way, and swap bikes,
rather than try a U-turn on a narrow mountain road...

I was talking to a former contributing editor to Motor Cyclist magazine
once, about that forkless Yamaha with the steered upright front
suspension. The GTS-1000 I think it was called. Yamaha only made it for
two years, they were popular. The magazine writer said that it was as
bad as a Ducati for wide turning radius. He said that the bike would
"catch you out" if you didn't plan ahead. If your forks hit the
steering stops while U-turning fairly quickly, the bike can tip over in
the opposite direction to the turn...
Phil Scott
2005-03-14 07:31:14 UTC
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Post by Dennis
Well its not that hard if you know the technique. I ride
cruisers and i
Post by Dennis
circle within 18 foot comfortably.Reckon I could do it 15
foot easy
Post by Dennis
enough.
Then I guess you are highly skilled... how do you do in a turn
that has gravel suddenly appearing in it and you loose
traction, say at 60 mph running about 70% of max in the turn
with oncoming traffic in the oposite lane... do you have the
skill to bail your ass out of that one? Or do you hark back
to your circle turning skills?


Phil Scott
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
Somebody, in another thread, asked for the dimensions of
the rather
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
small circle at the end of the keyhole at a California DMV
motorcycle
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
skills tests, so they could lay out such a circle in a
parking lot and
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
see what all the fuss was about amongst riders
"unfortunate" enough to
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
have to prove they can negotiate it.
I've had my M1 endorsement since 1975, but I was *never*
required to
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
traverse the DMV keyhole, the DMV examiner figured that I
couldn't do
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
the circle on my Windjammer-equipped water buffalo, and
didn't make me
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
do the keyhole. And I have my doubts whether I can do it
now on any of
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
the bikes I currently own.
One poster to an older thread thought that the circle was
as small as
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
15 feet in diameter.
There is such a keyhole at the local DMV here in Cowpoop.
If you rode
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
around the circle, and could stay in the exact center of
the circle, it
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
would be 25 feet in diameter. You would have approximately
12 inches to
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
either side of the exact center, so the "zone" inside the
3-inch wide
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
white lines is *about* 24 inches wide.
The inner and outer circles in the local DMV parking lot
weren't
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
exactly concentric, the lines were a little smudged, and I
don't know
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
if the DMV examiner would fail a rider whose front tire
just touched
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
the white line.
I was wondering whether my FZR-1000, which, according to
the owner's
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
manual, can turn a 22-foot diameter circle, would be able
to go around
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
that DMV test circle. Theoretically it could, the forks
wouldn't be
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
quite against the stops, but almost.
I haven't tried the circle on a motorcycle yet, but I had
a *bicycle*
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
in the back of my pickup truck, so I used that vehicle
instead.
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
I pedalled around it a few times to see if I could even do
it on a
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
bicycle. Bicycles are even wobblier than motorcycles, in
tight turns,
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
but I was able to keep inside the lines even in a right
hand circle.
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
Right hand turns are especially difficult for beginning
motorcyclists,
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
because you're trying to twist the throttle grip back
toward you, while
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
pulling the right hand bar back also.
And the problem with riding a tight circle on a 2-wheeler
of any kind
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
is when you're looking down at the ground to see where the
front wheel
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
is going, instead of looking at the horizon for a
reference to orient
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
yourself to.
The two-wheeler will fall over to the inside of the turn
when you do
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
that.
So motorcyclists look at the pavement surface *before* the
tight turn,
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
not during the turn. Who cares exactly *where* the front
wheel goes, it
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
the pavement is clean and you don't run into a pothole or
through a wet
Post by Dennis
Post by krusty kritter
cowpie on the parking lot?
The DMV cares, so don't cross the line...
Timberwoof
2005-03-14 17:11:36 UTC
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Post by Dennis
Post by Dennis
Well its not that hard if you know the technique. I ride
cruisers and i
Post by Dennis
circle within 18 foot comfortably.Reckon I could do it 15
foot easy
Post by Dennis
enough.
Then I guess you are highly skilled... how do you do in a turn
that has gravel suddenly appearing in it and you loose
traction, say at 60 mph running about 70% of max in the turn
with oncoming traffic in the oposite lane...
Sounds stupid (and illegal) to me. A two-lane road might have a 55 mph speed
limit at the maximum, and you're already going way faster than you should for
conditions.
Post by Dennis
do you have the
skill to bail your ass out of that one? Or do you hark back
to your circle turning skills?
Your implied conclusions are correct, but they are based on false premises.
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Phil Scott
2005-03-14 19:20:36 UTC
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In article
Post by Dennis
Post by Dennis
Well its not that hard if you know the technique. I ride
cruisers and i
Post by Dennis
circle within 18 foot comfortably.Reckon I could do it
15
Post by Dennis
foot easy
Post by Dennis
enough.
Then I guess you are highly skilled... how do you do in a
turn
Post by Dennis
that has gravel suddenly appearing in it and you loose
traction, say at 60 mph running about 70% of max in the
turn
Post by Dennis
with oncoming traffic in the oposite lane...
Sounds stupid (and illegal) to me.
Timber wolf, it sounds stupid to you because you are a
trasher kiddie... half the road in the state of calif are 2
lane with a 65 mph speed limit. You are just looking for some
way to base your bogus trash job... thats near the bottom of
the barrel son.

Regardless of that though most bikers and drivers exceed the
speed limit by 5 mph... its totally common. Grow up why
dont you.





A two-lane road might have a 55 mph speed
limit at the maximum, and you're already going way faster
than you should for
conditions.
Post by Dennis
do you have the
skill to bail your ass out of that one? Or do you hark
back
Post by Dennis
to your circle turning skills?
Your implied conclusions are correct, but they are based on
false premises.

Impressive ... you fail to reply to what you acknowledge
is a valid point...then you reiterate your ill founded claim
that 55 mph is the speed limit on all 2 lanes.... amazing.

Did you know my bogus friend, that when you spin and lie
and then justify that crap that it actually shrinks your
brain..not slightly either...but very significantly. Just
a few years of that and a person turns into a complete idiot.

you can do better.


Phil Scott
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Timberwoof
2005-03-18 17:59:38 UTC
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Post by Phil Scott
In article
Post by Dennis
Well its not that hard if you know the technique. I ride cruisers and i
circle within 18 foot comfortably.Reckon I could do it 15 foot easy
enough.
Then I guess you are highly skilled... how do you do in a turn that has
gravel suddenly appearing in it and you loose traction, say at 60 mph
running about 70% of max in the turn with oncoming traffic in the oposite
lane...
Sounds stupid (and illegal) to me.
Timber wolf, it sounds stupid to you because you are a
trasher kiddie... half the road in the state of calif are 2 lane with a 65
mph speed limit. You are just looking for some way to base your bogus trash
job... thats near the bottom of the barrel son.
Regardless of that though most bikers and drivers exceed the
speed limit by 5 mph... its totally common. Grow up why dont you.
A two-lane road might have a 55 mph speed limit at the maximum, and you're
already going way faster than you should for conditions.
do you have the skill to bail your ass out of that one? Or do you hark
back to your circle turning skills?
Your implied conclusions are correct, but they are based on false premises.
Impressive ... you fail to reply to what you acknowledge
is a valid point...then you reiterate your ill founded claim that 55 mph is
the speed limit on all 2 lanes.... amazing.
Did you know my bogus friend, that when you spin and lie
and then justify that crap that it actually shrinks your brain..not slightly
either...but very significantly. Just a few years of that and a person
turns into a complete idiot.
you can do better.
You *must* do better.

I've been reading your harangues against the government's
fraudulent enforcement of traffic laws as means of revenue generation.
Basically, I agree with you. But you know what? After your response to me, I
don't give a flying fuck about your campaign.

I pointed out perfectly legitimate reasons why your scenario demonstrated the
rider's lack of judgement, yet you chose to focus your entire reply on my
parenthetical adjective. Then you called me stupid. That's not an effective way
to convince people that your argument is sound and rational. It's certainly not
a good way to get people to enthusiastically join your campaign.

Nothing to see here, folks, just another Internet kook with a bone to pick and
axe to grind who's willing to throw both at anyone who asks him the simplest
questions.
--
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Peckham
2005-03-14 18:23:00 UTC
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Post by krusty kritter
I pedalled around it a few times to see if I could even do it on a
bicycle. Bicycles are even wobblier than motorcycles, in tight turns,
but I was able to keep inside the lines even in a right hand circle.
I can easily ride a circle within a 8 foot square box on my trials bike. It
requires a lot of clutch finess some trail braking. It also requires that
the steering be close to or at full-lock, and the lean angle be `50 degrees.
I might even be able to do it in a 6 foot square box.

I could not do this on my Sprint RS for two reasons. First, the dimensions
of the bike are too big, and second, the low clip ons would make it
impossible for me to stand up on the pegs in such a way as to get my weight
off the front and properly counterbalance. If I put handle bars on it there
were high enough(with a CR bend, for example), I'd wager that I could turn a
22-foot diameter circle? Not without some practice, though.

Peckham
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